Practical Magic

SALLY: He will hear my call a mile away. He will whistle my favorite song. He can ride a pony backwards.

GILLIAN: What are you doing?

SALLY: Summoning up a true love spell called Amas Veritas. He can flip pancakes in the air. He’ll be marvelously kind. And his favorite shape will be a star. And he’ll have one green eye and one blue.

GILLIAN: Thought you never wanted to fall in love.

SALLY: That’s the point. The guy I dreamed of doesn’t exist. And if he doesn’t exist, I’ll never die of a broken heart.